GIRLS ARE WEIRD!

I'M HERE WITH A NEW POST AGAIN!

So from the blog title, you can see, today I’m going to blog about GIRLS! SO LET’S EMBARK ON OUR WEIRD AND NONSENSICAL JOURNEY FULL OF COLOURFUL VIBRATING UNICORNS!

To start, women make the most contradicting statements! And the most annoying thing is that we refuse to admit that sometimes it’s our mistake! Bwahha! I’m guilty alright!! It’s like my dad would ask me “Hey, you want bubble tea? I’ll go and buy.” Then I’ll be a bitch and say something like “mehh, I’m on a diet~” AND THEN BAM! When I see my dad slurping on his smooth ice blended Oreo shake, I’ll just grab the cup and drink the whole damn thing! So how do you really please girls in such situations? Bring them to the bubble tea shop, and then let them contemplate till their deathbeds as to whether they want that sexy bubble tea or not. What do you mean they don’t want to follow? Just tell them that you’re going out for a walk as an excuse, and then con them into drinking that 400kcals drink. It won’t be your fault anyway since they made the choice themselves J and you can laugh at them secretly when they start to complain that it’s your fault that they drank that evil juice earlier on.

Now about the small things that get on our nerves that piss us off when we’re PMS-ing!

1.       Don’t be a dick.

2.       Don’t be too loud.

3.       Just shut up when we refuse to talk.

4.       Respect us, and people around you. Cause we can’t stand to watch guys being dicks to other girls other than us(except when we hate her).

Or maybe you can slap the shit out of us when we give you our shitty attitude, just kidding; you wouldn’t want to be smacked with period blood on your face. DON’T MESS WITH GIRLS WHEN THEY’RE HAVING THEIR PERIOD AND JUST GO WITH THE FLOW :D GEDDIT?! THE FLOW! Okay...

Secondly, DON’T EVER compare our cramp’s pain level to anything. Cause until you feel it, you won’t understand what we actually mean by “i need to curl into a ball and drink something hot to ease this pain just to wait for it to get back again after 5 seconds”  kind of pain alright! And having our period is not fun, because it’s messy, uncomfortable like something constantly leaking, and some of us do have unbearable cramps like really, just kill us already. And the pad is not cheap either, unless you buy it from other countries like Thailand, cause based on my experience, the some brand of sanitary pads sold in Thailand and Singapore is like super a lot cheaper there, like maybe they sell it for $2 while Singapore sells it for like $5-$8 for a damn packet of pads. Sorry I sidetrack a bit haha! 

Also when your girlfriend is gossiping about some bitch she hates, DO NOT! EVER! support the evil ugly bitch! That's like seeking for your own death, or you just feel like dying today. Just agree with them, or you can say something like "OMG WHAT?! SHE'S SUCH A BITCH!" or "Eww" or "what a bitch.. I can bro-fist her face." just something like that to make your girlfriend feel better in a sense or just to make her happy. 

Always use smileys when texting her, cause to us, no smileys = not interested. Well, at least to me..

But don’t worry my brudda! If you’re a guy and you’re reading this! Girls may be weird however so, but just treat her with respect and PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I BEG OF YOU! HAVE A MIND OF YOUR OWN! Don’t always let the girl make a decision! Be confident and sure of what you want, but make sure you give her a chance to give her suggestions and opinions from time to time, sometimes we like to feel like we’re sort of in control in certain occasions too! Just let us contribute more and you may also voice out your opinions and go with the flow, what’s important is that all of you are happy!

I don’t know about every girl, but I’m pretty sure that I would prefer (when I’m in a relationship) that both parties can speak up for themselves and express how the truly feel, cause when a guy keeps his opinion to himself, I think it’s just bothers him more and more in future, and if you tell us, we can improve ourselves right? But overall, sometimes we don’t understand ourselves too, so on certain days of the month, you’ll just have to bear with us for a little and I think basic respect for a girl is the most important after all.